Poor Little Billu

Little Billu was at school yesterday morning and the teacher asked all the children what their father did for a living. All the typical answers came out - doctor, govt servant, engineer, businessman, teacher, salesman, armyman. Everyone answered except Billu, but when he was repeatedly gauded by the teacher and the rest of the class he finally blurted out, " My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll rent a cheap hotel and let a man sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took Billu aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No", said Billu. "He plays cricket for India, but I was just too embarassed to say."